Catch-All for Valvatorez

[specialdog]

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[specialdog]

There's no UI! It's not locked, there just isn't one!

[omegathree]

You don't have any UI at all? Not even where you're from?

[specialdog]

Not in real life!

[omegathree]

I usually have one with me. For as long as I've been here its been missing.

[specialdog]

Are you from some kind of virtual world?

[omegathree]

No, nothing like that. I'm from the Netherworld, humans like you might call it hell.

[specialdog]

So there's an interface in hell?

[omegathree]

I can see it on Earth too when I'm there.

[Wait. He's being derailed.]

We seem to be off topic. You need to train to level up.

[specialdog]

[ time to derail even further ]

Hey, did you drink that clown guy's blood?

[omegathree]

No, he's human. I'm not drinking that.

[specialdog]

He said you tried.

[omegathree]

Why would I want to drink his blood?

[specialdog]

Because you're a vampire. Why would he lie?

[omegathree]

I don't know what he's getting out of putting words in my mouth, but I assure you: I'm not drinking human blood.

[specialdog]

Hard to know who to trust between a clown and a vampire.

[ both are... equally bizarre, in their own way. but someone is lying. ]

[omegathree]

Very well. On my pride and honor as a demon: I will not lie to you about what I eat.

[specialdog]

Promise?

[omegathree]

As a proud and noble demon, I promise you I will not lie about what I eat.

[specialdog]

[ you sure make promises easy. ]

Hmm... Then I guess I'll believe you!

[omegathree]

[He sure fucking does.]

Good.

[specialdog]

Alright, then! Back to grinding EXP!

... But I bet it's really slow when you're just doing stuff like this, huh? [ just swinging a sword around versus killing monsters or questing...

not that EXP even works in real life like that. but. ]

[omegathree]

It's strange not to have something to practice against, but you should get used to using that.

Do you want to learn about stances now?

[specialdog]

Sure! That sounds good.

[omegathree]

Follow what I do.

[He picks up a similarly shaped sword and moves his whole body so he's ready to fight. Sword up and at the ready, stance strong enough that it would take a lot of work to push him over.]

[specialdog]

[ she mimics the pose. i was going to say she probably poses a little too dramatically, like she's maybe seen too much anime, but?? then i wondered if val would even notice, because That's How His Canon Just Is??

who knows, but she's doing her best and her best is... mostly okay? ]