Catch-All for Minato

[specialdog]

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[specialdog]

Mm... I guess I'll allow it. Since I like you so much.

[compendiem]

Yeah? I'm looking forward to hearing all your weak points.

[ He should feel more embarrassed about that than he is, but Minato just leans forward, leaning his elbows on his knees. ]

Maybe I can help think of ways to cover for them.

[specialdog]

[ She almost says it out loud: But then you'll be changing into what I need you to be, and not changing for yourself.

... But she's fine with that. That's what she wants from people. Minato just needs to be what she wants him to be, it's not like she really needs to worry about his personal growth. Who cares about that...? ]

Thanks very much. [ Playfully, despite the, uh, morbidness of it: ] I think first things first, we need to learn how to cook.

[ Wait, shouldn't that have been 'you' and not 'we'? Uh, don't read into it. ]

[compendiem]

[ When did this turn around to be Minato's flaws........... ]

I can cook. Did you try my pudding last week?

[ The fish blood tofu. ]

[specialdog]

[ Brightly: ] It looked gross, so I didn't try any.

[compendiem]

Appearance can be deceiving, right?

[ gestures at Akane ]

I could make it again for you, if you want.

[specialdog]

[ ... you need a lot more charm than you have to unlock that. ]

No. Don't you want to learn to make more and more new things?

[compendiem]

[ He's a bit disappointed about that decisive "no" but what can he do? ]

Hm... I guess it's best if I do. I said I'd teach others, so I have to be able to know how to cook myself, first.

[ It's too bad about Nana, who seems like she would be very happy teaching people how to cook. There's also Kara, but Minato is 97.8% convinced that Kara hates him, so that leaves... ]

Maybe Shirasu could teach us?

[specialdog]

[ The reason Akane needs someone to feed her now is because that was basically Nana's job. So now... ]

Kinjou-san...? He could teach us to make sweets, but real food is a little...

... Don't tell him I said that.

[compendiem]

[ A little...? Nothing. Don't tell Shirasu anything. Got it. ]

Is it that bad...? He brought me food sometime last week. It was kind of... [ hm ] But it wasn't inedible. Lots of texture. [ fish bones ]

[specialdog]

That's exactly what I mean. Fish bones shouldn't be in the food...!

[compendiem]

Maybe it was an accident? Like how Lea says you can cook sardines whole.

[ And Shirasu is as dumb as I am and assume trouts are the same thing ]

[specialdog]

If you're making accidents that big, you're a bad cook. It doesn't make you not a bad cook just because your mess up was a mistake!

[compendiem]

[ Good cooks are allowed to make mistakes too!!! Even if that mistakes almost kills a person. Multiple times. Everybody's human. ]

Maybe it was a new recipe... You're more confident in his sweets, though? Did he make one of the desserts at the party?

[specialdog]

Mm-hmm! He said he doesn't cook much except for sweets. I guess everyone has things they're good at and things they're bad at...

[ it's just that usually cooking and cooking sweets aren't different categories. ]

[compendiem]

I see... Maybe if he puts enough sugar into his other food, it'll be better?

[ Maybe the secret is treating everything like dessert, mask all the inedible stuff with sugar. ]

[specialdog]

Not all foods are supposed to be sweet.

[compendiem]

Fish sauce is kinda... just a little bit sweet...?

[specialdog]

It's way more salty than sweet!

[compendiem]

Yes, but there's no bones in it.

[ Surely!!!! even Shirasu cannot mess it up. ]

[specialdog]

[ she just. sighs. ]

... Anyway, you can learn to cook from Kinjou-san, but I'm not promising I'll eat it if it's not good.

[compendiem]

Alright. I have faith in us that we'll come up with something good. If it's not good, I'll eat it.

[specialdog]

If it makes you sick, this time I won't be sympathetic.

[compendiem]

[ honestly, fair ]

If I throw it back up, I won't be sick anymore...

[specialdog]

If you make yourself something to eat and it's so bad that you throw up, I'll be mad.

[ not sympathetic..... just angry...... ]